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TraumaTeam: Fun with Diagnosis by Umberon9 TraumaTeam: Fun with Diagnosis by Umberon9
Holy crap! An entire comic without swearing! Instead, you get a perverted joke about boobs. EVERYONE WINS!

Okay, this one has absolutely nothing to do with diagnosis (hence the asterisk). So, kinda like with Orthopedics, this one is more "Fun with Gabriel Cunningham". But Gabe is awesome so it all works out.

Darnell the nurse strikes again!

EDIT: Oh, wow... the third panel... um, apparently Gabe is one of those "special" people who has thumbs on the same side of both hands. I'll fix that. One day. Maybe.
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:iconfirefoefrenzy:
FireFoeFrenzy Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
XD omg his face at the ending
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BluetomDraws Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Welp, Gabe's office will surely be flooded with blood.
AHA
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TCGeek Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
It's been so long, but I needed to tell you how much i still bust a fucking gut at these. You are so much awesome.
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
aaaah same~ they're really old and not drawn very well, but I still look back at them pretty fondly, ahaha :3 thank you!
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Decepticon9000 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my God! XD My dad was like, "What's with the slut?" "Daaaaad... She ain't a slut,."
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nanie93 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
I remember this case lol. Love this!
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Vamp-loid Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Seriously, the way she says "Oh Doctor...*cough cough*" is so suggestive! The fact that she's single doesn't (or does it?) help Gabe's case.

THOSE BREASTS. ONLY POSSIBLE IN ANIME. AND HENTAI. :iconwthplz:
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LyokoStar Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student General Artist
*five hours later* *still laughing*
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:iconhanziechu:
Hanziechu Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:'D Read this for like the fifth time, and it just gets funnier
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GaarasDaughter Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2012  Student General Artist
haha Oh I love that one!
Gabe: Hmm...That low neckline is starting to draw my attention...
Question: "IS THIS AN ABNORMALITY?"
Me: GABE YOUR SUCH A PERV YES ITS AN ABNORMALITY!!! *clicks yes*
GAME OVER
Gabe: so thats how its supposed to be...Why did I think It'd be any different this time?..

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:iconumberon9:
Umberon9 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
pfft

oh gabe u crazy perv
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GaarasDaughter Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Student General Artist
haha yeah I know right ;P
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:iconsubarashii-tasogare:
Subarashii-Tasogare Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010  Student Photographer
YES! WIN! He is a bit of a creep though...
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:iconumberon9:
Umberon9 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010
"please lift up your shirt. to, uh, look for abnormalities. yeah, that's it. abnormalities..."

maybe a bit of a creep. maybe.
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Subarashii-Tasogare Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Student Photographer
Just maybe
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HariSaysMeh Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Yeah, that girl...the first thing I thought when she lifted her shirt up for diagnosis was 'Well, there's two GIANT abnormalities alright.' XDDD
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010
Oh yes xD I can imagine Gabe using some lame medical themed pick-up line for that.

"Well, those look like some very large abnormalities. How about we go back to my place and do a full body search? ;D"
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snoopi888 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2010
In the last panel. That face. I would totally print it and stick it above my bed so it's the last thing I see before I go to sleep. :'D

And sdgbegr last panel again, his thumbs! Not only they can both be on the same side, but they can switch place with the little fingers. xD
...unless I'm seeing wrong. FFF.
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
I wouldn't mind waking up every morning to a super happy Gabe.

I dunno, I'm godawful at drawing hands so they probably look strange anyway fff xD
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likeasurgeon Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010
I FOUND TRAUMA TEAM IS INTERESTING BECAUSE I EXAMINE SHELLY BROCK XDDDDD
how do you used to make this? c:
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
xD
I use Paint Tool SAI for almost everything I do, including these comics c:
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Amaranth-Pink Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010
Last panel.




I don't even know but I'm strangely attracted to that face.
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:iconumberon9:
Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2010
Gabe has the magical ability to attract anyone with any face

he just Gabe and he can do that
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Amaranth-Pink Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
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Miakaylia Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
My friend kept calling him House before we started the game and Spike every other diagnosis, lol. And the Roni pairing creeps me out. x_x;
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
I don't think the RONI pairing is taken too seriously, but it's still pretty popular, and... there could be some people out there... D:
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Gummi-Bears Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
This made me laugh so hard. But hey, we all can admit that Shelly Brooks is hot.

/killed
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:iconumberon9:
Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
Indeed. Gabe is one lucky guy ;D
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Gummi-Bears Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
Haha. He sure is. Best part of the job...
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Haya-dono Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The last panel made me laugh so hard, as Gabe's face is incredibly hilarious. Then I noticed RONI in the background and I laughed even more!
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
RONI just wants to be loooooved~
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Jewelcat Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
I just noticed RONI on the last panel. XD

RONI: </3
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
:iconwarstarplz:
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Jewelcat Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
Ikr. :<

Also lol at Darnell. It reminds me of something...
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KonariWilliams Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
I love Darnell the nurse and how you were able to mix him in here! And this just made my day!! I had to try so hard not to squeal or lawl!! Rawr 8D

And do people really see Roni and Gabe as a pairing (ish)? 'Cause I can't. And I never really realized that Gabe was smoking in a hospital! I just thought it was natural! XD
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
Thank you :D Lots of people seem to like Darnell so just I occasionally stick him in there.

I haven't really seen it around dA, but some people do consider Gabe and RONI a pairing, in a way xD I don't think they're too serious about it, but you never know...
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KonariWilliams Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
Correct me if i'm wrong, but Darnell is that nurse with the New Zealand or Australian accent, right?

I guess in some comedy duo way....:U
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
Yeah, that's him. But I'm not really sure of his accent... mainly because I'm bad at identifying accents xD
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KonariWilliams Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
He's a nurse!! How fun!!! I bet he looks like Derek, but you never get to see his face very well....;3;
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:iconumberon9:
Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
I think in one of Maria's missions you get a pretty clear view of his face (when he and the other nurse are asking you out to dinner) but I'm not entirely sure...
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Hawtness189 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2010
OH JES.

Yeah, it's when Maria finishes up at the ferris-wheel accident scene, and then she gets all moody and is like, "OMAFGJORSF WE'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THOSE IDIOTS ANYWAY." Then Darnell turns around to the camera... thingy. And you get a clear shot of his face. He kinda looks like Derek, but not entirely.

OH BTW I LOVE THIS ALONG WITH THE OTHERS :D
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Sandraacute Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
GABExSHELLY is epic win. :XD: anyways Im sure that if the patient is Jacob Tillman, he HATES his job.
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
yeah. maybe the female patients are the only thing that keeps him sane when dealing with crazy old politicians.
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AngelMiran Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010  Student General Artist
:iconicameplz: Dr. Spike House
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:iconumberon9:
Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
:iconicantbelieveitplz:
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CleverCorvid Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Hahah! I remember what he said about the boobs...

"Get a hold of yourself, Gabe. Don't do anything stupid in front of the robot..."
XD
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Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
Oh Gabe. you're so wacky :iconimhappyplz:
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csimiamigirl73 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
Lol I love doctor cunningham. =D
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:iconumberon9:
Umberon9 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010
everyone does ;D
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csimiamigirl73 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010
True story lol.
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